Conversation #3

Conversation about how I may be getting back into BYU

d: I remember when they kicked me out. I leaned over the desk and told the guy I was going to come over and ring his neck!
n: Gee, and they didn’t let you back in?
d: He already kicked me out! And I said I had problems and wanted counseling and he just said “no”, so I said I’d kill him.
n: So instead of going through the appropriate channels, you decided to threaten the guy?
d: I didn’t know about petitions. Besides, that’s what the government taught me to do.
n: I have no doubt that the government taught you some very violent things, but it didn’t take away your ability to control yourself and be appropriate.
d: (Stretching and shrugging at the same time) Well, I’m pretty sure the guy pissed himself.
n: (To myself) Then I guess you won.